22 Reasons Why You Should Love a Southern Girl...
1) Southern girls know bad manners when they see them: Drinking straight out of a can.Not sending thank you notes.Velvet after February.White shoes before Easter or after Labor Day.
2) Southern girls appreciate their natural assets: Dewy skin A winning smile That unforgettable Southern drawl
3) Southern girls know their manners:“Yes Ma’am” ”Yes sir” ”Why, no, Billy!”
4) Southern girls have a distinct way with fond expressions:“Y’all come back!”“Well, bless your heart.”“Drop by when you can.”“How’s your mother?”“Love your hair.”
5) Southern girls don’t sweat… they glisten.
6) Southern girls know their summer weather report:Humidity…Humidity…Humidity
7) Southern girls have more fun than should be allowed.
8) Southern girls know their three R’s:Rich…Richer…Richest
9) Southern girls know their vacation spots:The BeachThe BeachThe Beach
10) Southern girls know the joys of June, July, and August:Summer tansWide brim hatsStrapless sun dresses
11) Southern girls know everybody’s first name:HoneyDarlin’Sugah
12) Southern girls know the movies that speak to their hearts:Gone With the WindFried Green TomatoesDriving Miss DaisySteel Magnolias
13) Southern girls know their religion:BaptistMethodistFootball
14) Southern girls know their seasons:RecruitingSpring trainingFootball
15) Southern girls know their country breakfasts:GritsBaconCountry hamScrambled eggsMouth watering homemade biscuits
16) Southern girls know their cities, dripping with charm:RichmondCharlestonSavannahAtlantaDallasNawlins’ (New Orleans - for those of you NOT from the South)
17) Southern girls know their elegant gentlemen:Men in uniformMen in tuxedosRhett Butler, of course
18) Y’all know Southern girls are quick on the drawl.
19) Southern girls know their prime real estate:The MallThe SpaThe Salon
21) Southern girls can teach anyone to flirt…Slowly lower your eyelashesListen carefully to everything he saysSpeak r-e-a-l slow
22) Southern girls know the three deadly sins:Bad hairBad mannerBad blind dates
Recognize a southern girl when you see one and thank the good lord you were able to witness such a beautiful sight
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